Great news for tesler owners

john pjohn p Solar Expert Posts: 814 ✭✭✭
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EV COMPONENTS a well know supplier of batteries and motors and controllers for electric vehicles have made a truely amazing product available,,

Oscillation Overthruster
Our Price: $999.95
Sale Price: $19.95
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Top Secret Lockheed Martin Skunkworks project released. New research technology with applications for the Tesla Roadster. With this upgrade kit we insert an oscillation overthruster between the DC/AC inverter and the three-phase AC motor in the Roadster.

After this amazing upgrade, your Tesla Roadster can do 188 mph with the same amount of energy required to power a toaster oven !!!

Pre-order now !!! Available April 1, 2010


This is the buy of the century,, not this one but mabe the next one:cool:
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  • nielniel Solar Expert Posts: 10,300 ✭✭✭✭
    #2
    Re: Great news for tesler owners

    wow, i'll have to order a bunch for my fleet of roadsters to go with those geezmos that i bought last april 1.:p
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  • BB.BB. Super Moderators, Administrators Posts: 33,140 admin
    #3
    Re: Great news for tesler owners

    Is there anything sadder than engineering based humor... :roll:

    -Bill :p
    Near San Francisco California: 3.5kWatt Grid Tied Solar power system+small backup genset
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  • mike95490mike95490 Solar Expert Posts: 9,583 ✭✭✭✭✭
    #4
    Re: Great news for tesler owners

    Will they work with the old style Flux Capacitors that I have installed, or do I need to re-do the whole 3rd stage inhibitor?
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  • nielniel Solar Expert Posts: 10,300 ✭✭✭✭
    #5
    Re: Great news for tesler owners

    maybe if you match up the right transinducer for it because it's an oscillating overthruster.

    "Is there anything sadder than engineering based humor... :roll:"

    yes, there is. it's the guys making this sad humor. :cry::p:p:p
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  • westbranchwestbranch Solar Expert Posts: 5,183 ✭✭✭✭
    #6
    Re: Great news for tesler owners

    come on guys get modern .... "Beam me up Scotty"8)

    you all know ground based transport is on the way out ;)

    Cheers
    Eric:p:p
     
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  • BB.BB. Super Moderators, Administrators Posts: 33,140 admin
    #7
    Re: Great news for tesler owners

    OK -- now that Star Trek tech has been brought up:

    STAR TREK CARS: The Jupiter 8.

    The one thing missing from our recent series on cars and Star Trek (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7) was any mention of cars that actually appeared in Star Trek. There's a pretty good reason for this: there weren't a whole lot of science fictional ground vehicles in the original Trek series or the movies. The original series was produced on an impossibly tight budget which did not allow for the construction of full-sized vehicles or the special effects necessary to, say, show us Vulcan freeways or the monorail system on Tarsus IV. That was the whole reason for the transporter--get the characters from scene to scene quickly, and inexpensively.


    -Bill "heaven help me" B.
    Near San Francisco California: 3.5kWatt Grid Tied Solar power system+small backup genset
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  • KamalaKamala Solar Expert Posts: 452 ✭✭
    #8
    Re: Great news for tesler owners
    niel wrote: »
    w... last april 1.:p

    Isn't that when the IgNobel awards come out? I have a couple of their journals, ordered through a comic book wholesaler :blush: in the 80s or 90s.) I might try to find them and post scans.... whatever!

    B.B. Anytime one might ask, "Is there anything..." more/less, sadder/happier, "than......"

    My answer is "Yes!" Depends on POV.

    I accept that this thread will die soon, and rightly so. It doesn't further the goal of the forum. But sometime ya gotta have fun...

    As a young boy scout, I remember a Senior Patrol Leader from my troop, whose job was to keep a dozen 13 yr old boys, safe, entertained and learning. Nice job.:confused: He had the "gift of gab." A flashlight didn't work and he would say something like...

    "The quadrilateral bubble has lost an efficient linkage to the left internal razasmafrazz." Then, in the morning, he'd bring us out and show us how to sharpen a metal edge, in order to carve or chop. Or, maybe he showed us linear topology, with tension correction, i.e. KNOTS.

    What a world!

    K
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  • john pjohn p Solar Expert Posts: 814 ✭✭✭
    #9
    Re: Great news for tesler owners

    I only put it here for a little fun. it realy was a cut and paste from the EV COMPONENTS web site
    you cant have a forum that is all serious only.???

    I ordered mine as you can see unfortunately I dont have the Tesla Roadster yet.

    Thank you for your order. Your order number is 1613, placed 3/15/2010 at 9:06PM.

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